The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
Reblogged 30% for photo, 70% for commentary
Commentary: Creating LAWLS since the internets were born.
“I’m so sorry… he didn’t bake it”
Oh…Lord. The love of my loaf - gone.
Reblogged for the commentary. Just… perfect.
Guess what’s Peeta’s next toasters gonna be
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asdfghjkl someone hold me
omg
i cant breathe
So there is this one guy. I’ve had a crush on him forever.
You love me Josh? Real or not real? Real? Okay good same
hold everything i need this sexy beast as my blackberry wallpaper
sweet jesus christ above
josh you are too sexy
kiss me
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What Makes You Beautiful:
Gotta Be You:
One Thing:
More Than This:
Up All Night:
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Disney’s Mulan Deleted Scene: Reflection
In my opinion, deleting this scene from “Reflection” was a terrible mistake. The song is beautiful, don’t get me wrong, but this added part takes a somewhat disparing song and makes being different empowering and strong.
WHY WASN’T THIS HERE
wow. just wow
I don’t understand. It’s beautiful. Wow disney.
Yeah, Lea Salonga was heartbroken that they cut the song. I can understand why. This part is inspirational.
JESUS.
I don’t know. I think the scene is beautiful but it kind of makes it seem like she’s directing it at her parents when her parents, especially her dad, seem to be okay with her not being a perfect bride. The way they had it seems more like she’s directing it at society and how she’ll never make her family proud by society’s standards.
I don’t know. I’m torn. I really like where the scene was going and the storyboard was really nice especially with all the Buddhist imagery which Buddhism is all about becoming beautiful and blossoming despite starting off in unattractive beginnings.
I like the animation like kdjhjhkgjhfksjh this is cute
oh wow i did not deserve that kick to the feelings
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